AZM Merch Archive

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Flight of the Luv Bun

Monday, January 26th, 2009 at 12:35 pm by Jamie

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, I’ve created some shirts for you to give to your significant other. Well, I’m not sure they’ll ship in time for the big V day, but here they are.

First up, the luv bun! This cute little bunny spreads love with cute little heart arrows. Luv bun is available in women’s sizes in a variety of colors.

luv bun tee by angryzenmaster. Available from MySoti.com.

I drew a tattoo design for a character I used for the Katsucon 15 cover I just finished. I liked it as a stand alone so I thought I would throw it up on a tee. This is perfect for that special pirate love in your life. Available in men and women’s sizes in a variety of colors.

Crossbone Love tee by angryzenmaster. Available from MySoti.com.

Finally, we have some Hanya lovin’. Another tattoo design that works well by itself. I think in Noh theater, the Hanya mask represents a pissed off woman demon. I guess demon women aren’t too romantic, but I thought it looked kinda cool. And of course, there are some Hokusai-inspired waves. Available in men and women’s sizes in a variety of colors.

Hanya Love tee by angryzenmaster. Available from MySoti.com.

So there you go. Valentine’s Day, Angry style!



Big Kahuna Bot V Pre-Sale!

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 at 10:36 am by Jamie

Surf Bot

One of my long term dreams is to make a full time living off of my own work. Silly dream, especially in these tumultuous economic times and equally silly since I have very little business sense. But that doesn’t stop me from dreaming.

Fortunately, I have friends who live off of their artwork and know just what the hell they are doing. So, with the help of the Staccmaster himself, Shawn Handyside, you can now pre-order my Big Kahuna Bot V shirt over at Shark Robot! It’s starts at $17.95 for S up to XL, +$1 for 2XL, +$2 for 3XL, +$3 for 4XL in a black shirt, and +$4 for 5XL in a black shirt. I’m impressed they carry the gigundo sizes! A lot of places I’ve put up stuff top out at XL or 2XL. So if you want to surf with a robot, pre-order away!

And please check out Shawn’s new Ninja-Bot store. It is full of the awesomeness.

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Monster Lucha Shirt

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 at 10:46 pm by Jamie

Marty asked and he shall receive!

Violet Vindicator

Head on over to my Bountee account to take home your very own monster lucha! I’m calling him the Violet Vindicator for now. Enjoy!

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Monster Milkshake

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 at 3:13 am by Jamie


Monster Milkshake by ~angryzenmaster on deviantART

Whoa, look at how fancy this crazy embed thing is. Eek!

I made a new cute monster shirt inspired by the famous “milkshake” speech delivered by Daniel Day Lewis at the end of There Will Be Blood. As you can see, I’ve also signed up with the Deviants. Held off for a long time, but a friend of mine encouraged me to sign on so he could follow my updates without having to keep logging time with my Angry Art Monkey blog. So if you’d like to follow some of mad crazy crap that I be throwing down, stop on by.

Oh, and you can expect to see more monsters on AZM in the near future (hopefully more near than far).



Monsterous Poot

Monday, February 18th, 2008 at 11:10 am by Jamie

Monsterous Poot

Inspired by my Iron Artist piece, I’ve designed a cute little pooting monster. After a hard day of nomming on tasty treats, it’s time for the monster to head home. Unbeknown to it, as it poots, it leaves little pootsters in its wake. You can adopt your very own pooting monster here.



AZM Bountee

Monday, February 11th, 2008 at 2:39 am by Jamie

Thus far, I’ve been woefully inept at marketing my own work. So in a small attempt to address that, I’ve signed up with Bountee to create some fun shirts to sell. Bountee’s service requires you to upload SVG files of your artwork (easy enough to do from Illustrator), but you can use virtually any color. Their printing process also allows for gradients which is quite nice. And there’s no up charge for printing on darker colored shirts unlike CafePress. Granted, you don’t make as much as you would if you were screening them yourself, but if you don’t have the space to store boxes and boxes of gear and aren’t expecting to make a living with your shirt designs, Bountee seems like a perfect place to experiment.

So here are my first six offerings.

Pixie’s Moose – A girl and her moose are not soon parted. Umm… yeah.

Pixie's Moose

Hello Ninja – These are some redesigns of shirts I used to have on CafePress. They did pretty well, but I never really liked CafePress much. So I thought I’d revisit the design and make it that much more cuter.

Hello Ninja Hello Ninja Boys

Office Ninja – Beware the ninja TPS report!

Office Ninja

Kamen Revolutionary – The masked revolution is upon us! Are you prepared? RIDER KICK!

Masked Revolution

Monster’s Chew Toy – Well, what else is a giant sea monster going to use for teething?

Monster's Chew Toy

Grab one or two if you like. Share them with your friends! And if you’re so inclined, you can also vote for them. I’ll be posting more as I come up with cute and silly designs. I’ve also hooked up the Bountee widget for my account in the sidebar so if you loose track of this post, just check out what I’ve got up there. Enjoy!