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“Now if you wanna step, you gotta play it by the rules. You gotta do what I do when I do, what I do. Step to the left, step to the right, spin around and bring it down tonight. Bring it on up, move in close. Let me see you and your partner stroll.” — R. Kelly


Colbert Can’t Stand the Rain

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 at 1:17 pm by Jami

Rain is a Korean pop star who beat out Stephen Colbert in Time magazine’s list of most influential people. So Colbert challenged Rain to a dance off and awesome occurred! Who knew Colbert could step it up!



Guitar Hero III Battle

Friday, June 15th, 2007 at 2:28 pm by Jami

How do you make a fucking ROCKING song rock less? Observe:

Looks like you get power-ups in head-to-head rocking in Guitar Hero III. It’s gotta be more fun than it looks because that Whammy shit looks like it could start some fist fights. Still, that is Living Color singing “Cult of Personality!” FUCK YEAH!

\m/ -_- \m/

[Via Gametrailers]



GUITAR HERO III!

Thursday, May 31st, 2007 at 11:34 am by Jami

That was “My Name is Jeremy.” No idea what system this is demo is on, but the check is already in the mail! Game play looks pretty much the same. The updates to the HUD are pretty nice. I really appreciate the vacuum tubes for the star power indicator. Nothing screams “Rock out with your cock out!” like a face-melter blasting through a tube-powered Marshall stack!

Fuck yeah! Here’s some dude rocking out on “Slow Ride”!

[Via Kotaku]



DDR Fights Fatties

Friday, February 2nd, 2007 at 10:25 am by Jami

Make fun of West Virginia all you want to, but they care about their kids. West Virginia reportedly has some of the highest rates of child obesity in the United States. To combat the rise of the little fatties, they’ve called on Konami’s “Dance Dance Revolution.” The state plans to put a machine in every public school and form after-school DDR clubs for dancing the pounds away.

That almost makes me want to move to West Virginia when I have kids. Almost. I have to say, this is a great idea. I’m sure that once the program gets implemented, they’ll meet with tremendous success. I hope other states follow suit. Hell, this would be a good idea at the office. I know I could use the exercise and I’m pretty sure a lot of people in the corporate workplace could use a little dancing to blow off some steam. Hmm… I think I have a quarterly initiatve for myself!

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