Here’s a look at Anthony Hopkins in his disco Odin suit with Thor and Loki in tow. And this is the song that plays in my head when I see the three of them with their disco movie suits:
It’s like they stepped right out of Studio 54!
I honestly think this movie is going to be great fun. I just really, really, really don’t like the suits. At. All. So it’s time to play the caption game! You know the rules. Unleash your best caption in the comments and remind these guys just how ridiculous they look!
Marvel has released this sexy photo of actor Chris Hemsworth all Thored out. I don’t really have much to say other than he looks slightly constipated and if he makes that face throughout the entire movie, he’ll pop a vein or two, but I think this photo is worthy of the caption game! You know the drill, comment with an appropriate caption for our first look at the Son of Odin.
We’ve got our first look at Jay Chou’s (who plays Kato) stunt double in the upcoming Green Hornet flick and he looks… well, not too pleased to be on set. So it’s time for another “Caption Game!” What is Kato’s stunt double thinking?
Alright, by now we’ve all drooled over this picture of Scarlett Johannson with red hair and a low cut mini dress. But it looks like something’s on her mind, as if she was going to say something. This can only mean one thing!
Time for the caption game! You know the deal, post what you think Natasha would be saying to Tony as he’s off screen drooling over her cleavatude. I wonder if she’ll be rocking a Russian accent.
I don’t know what it is about Captain America Reborn, but the covers leave much to be desired. First, we had Joe Q’s cover that depicted Steve dropping a very patriotic number two. Now we have this variant cover by John Cassaday with anime speed lines drawing your eye right into his crotch where a shirtless Steve seems to be growing from. LOOK AT MAH CROTCH! LOOK AT MAH CROTCH!
I mean, it’s well illustrated. John Cassaday is one of my very favorite comic book artists. He’s part of the reason I’m trying to refine my style. But I think the cover editor should have steered Cassaday in a different direction.
Alright people, so the comic is called Reborn. But I think this illustration deserves a more fitting title. So to celebrate America’s birthday tomorrow, it’s time to play the Captain America caption game!
So this is Joe Q’s cover for Captain America Reborn #1 and to me, it looks like Steve is poppin’ a vein while dropping a steamy pile. It can’t be helped people, it’s time to play the caption game! The shittier the better!
Speaking of being on set, check out this photo of an extra on the Tron 2 hitting on the hot craft services chick! Okay, so he’s just getting a hop cuppa joe. But it’s more funny to think of awesome one-liners he could be tossing. Let’s do that! It’s time for the caption game, folks! Hit me up with some awesome, geeky, Tron-related pick-up lines for this awesome extra.
Here’s a helpful tip. When your design department watches Tropic Thunder and uses the trailer for Scorcher VI as inspiration for the international poster for your movie, fire the entire department. The only thing missing is Tugg Speedman. Hell, they even have cheesy tag lines that sound like they’re from a parody flick! “Evil never looked so good?” “When all else fails, they don’t?” BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!
There’s only one thing that can make this unsuck. It’s time for the Caption Game! You know the drill folks. The bar is set pretty damn high with the tag lines they’ve provided, but I think you all can come up with even cheesier ones!
You might think that The Box is about Cameron Diaz’s menstrual cycle from this poster. Fortunately, it is a science fiction thriller type thing based on a Twilight Zone episode entitled “Button Button” which was based on a short story that ran in Playboy. This is the first poster for the film and it’s quite terrible. There’s only one thing to do when such a horrific piece of advertising assaults your eyeballs. It’s time for the Caption Game!
You know the drill. “You Are the Experiment” just doesn’t cut it for a proper caption. Let’s see what you’ve got Angry Zen Minions!
I can’t believe I haven’t posted a trailer for this, but here’s a look at Push. I know, I know, some of you liked it better when it was called Akira. But it looks like it could be quite fun. And it’s nice to see Dakota Fanning in a little action role where she’s not doing the typical “Oh shit, there be tripods coming to get me and I’m a little girl so I scream a lot but I’m also the only good part about watching this fucking awful interpretation of an H.G. Wells novel” thing. I’m going to check it out because I like her and I like Djimon Hounsou and somehow, Chris Evans doesn’t annoy me here as much as he usually does.
Anyway, Superhero Hype has this little flash gallery that lists all the power classes of the Push world. There are nine listed categories: Pusher, Mover, Watcher, Stitch, Bleeder, Sniff, Shifter, Shadow, Wiper. So, without cheating and looking at the website, see if you can come up with a description for each power. Here’s one that instantly popped into my sick twisted brain meats when I read “Wiper.”
Wipers have the ability to wipe their asses more effectively than average people. In fact, a Wiper’s anus is so clean that you could eat steak and eggs off it without that shitty aftertaste. Wipers make excellent potty trainers and are well suited to become anal porn stars.
So that’s probably not what a Wiper does in the movie. But who cares. The names are generic enough, you could come up with almost anything! Have at it!
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