Name and/or Alias: Derek Jeffers, The Mad Engineer

Occupation: Engineer, fear my killer robots

Top five favorite movies: Yojimbo, Boondock Saints, Terminator 2, Ghost in the Shell, Transformers

Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Dragonwars

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? Yojimbo

Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? Computer, theater

Favorite movie moment: Cat’s death in Boondock Saints

Top five favorite webcomics: Berserk (manga), Looking For Group, Erfworld, Dominic Deegan, & Goblins

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: Looking For Group

Favorite artist: Kentaro Miura

Favorite writer: R.A. Salvatore

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? Gimme ‘em all

Favorite comic moment: When Guts splatters a small army of demonic bug children

Mac or PC? PC

Henshin device: Monkey Wrench, grows to MIGHTY size for great justice

Mighty finisher: Thermonuclear Meltdown

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? A link from Erfworld, now I’m addicted

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Name and/or Alias: Kevin Bahrt

Location: Lubbock Texas

Occupation: Full time Engineering Student

Top five favorite movies: Return of the Jedi, The Last Starfighter, A New Hope, Serenity, Return of the King

Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Bloodrayne

Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: can’t think of any that weren’t done shitty for comedic purposes

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? The Last Starfighter

Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? Everything but iPod (like big screen)

Favorite movie moment: Last Starfighter Death blossom

Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Bob and George, Sluggy Freelance, Apple Geeks, bmovie comic, commissioned

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: Last Blood

Favorite writer: Terry Brooks

What’s worse, Clone Saga or One More Day? Never read either.

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? Digital Downloads, webcomics

Favorite comic moment: Alita hatching from her pod

Mac or PC? PC

Henshin device: My laptop Darth Sweetums

Battle cry: __________________ is for the weak, chocolate and freedom are for the strong!

Mighty finisher: Breathing fire and devouring the flesh of my lessers.

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? Ad or comment reference back when you did comics.

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Name and/or Alias: buzzlefett

Location: Baltimore, MD

Occupation: retail store manager

Top five favorite movies: I can’t pick 5 (my list goes on forever) but the entire Star Wars saga is the best for me

Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Manos: The Hands of Fate (rated 2nd worst movie ever made and I’ve seen it…twice)

Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: define shitty…Feast maybe?

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? The A-Team I guess (and I’d still have Mr. T play B.A.) or oooooh The Legend of Zelda

Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? An empty theater

Favorite movie moment: maybe the death of Rufio from Hook, it traumatized me as a kid but made me realize that not everything is a game and sometimes not everyone makes it

Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Marvel What-Ifs, The Gunslinger, The Dark Knight, JLA, Marvel Zombies

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: The Justice League

Favorite artist: Jae Lee

Favorite writer: Stephen King

What’s worse, Clone Wars or One More Day? One More Day

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? Trade paper backs

Favorite comic moment: Either the death of Superman (because I don’t like him) or Wolverine’s self-tracheotomy in a Marvel What-If/Enemy of the State storyline (just before murdering Sue Storm who I also don’t like)

Mac or PC? PC for me

Henshin device: Just a simple twist of the dial of my wristwatch gives me superhuman strength and endurance

Battle cry: Lerooooooooy Jenkins!

Mighty finisher: I put on a move called the immobilizer which is kind of hard to describe if you don’t watch wrestling but it winds up breaking all 4 of my opponent’s limbs (and neck if necessary). Essentially, I put my opponent on the ground face-first and fold their feet up to their lower back. Then I lay on top of their feet and put them in a chicken-wing and a half nelson. Viola!

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? A friend turned me on to it

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Name and/or Alias: Daniel Copeland aka Mobius (or just Dan)

Location: San Jose, CA

Occupation: Hardware Clerk

Top five favorite movies: Gladiator, Kung Fu Hustle, The Matrix, Spaceballs, American Psycho

Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Bloodrayne

Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: TMNT2

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? Jem, just to see an actress forced to shout, “Showtime, synergy!”

Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? Theater

Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Applegeeks, Penny Arcade, XKCD, VGCats, Cool Cat Studio, Megatokyo

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: Applegeeks

Favorite artist: Steve Dillon

Favorite writer: Neil Gaiman/Elizabeth Haydon

What’s worse, Clone Wars or One More Day? Do I really have to decide?

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? Webcomics

Favorite comic moment: In Preacher, the moment in which the Saint of Killers takes the job, and proceeds to blow Lucifer’s head off.

Mac or PC? PC, I like gaming.

Henshin device: 18volt Makita Impact Drill (little thing’s powerful)

Battle cry: “900in/lbs of fury!”

Mighty finisher: Toss the drill in the air and then lean so that it lands right in the drill holster.

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? Linked from Applegeeks.

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Name and/or Alias: Christof von Clause

Location: Baltimore, Maryland

Top five favorite movies: Gangs of New York, The Shawshank Redemption, Clerks, 300, The Transformers Movie(1986)

Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Hulk, the only movie I fell asleep on.

Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: Toss up between Doom, and Judge Dredd…so fucking terrible, yet I can’t look away.

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? Totally Darkwing Duck, what the hell ever happened to cyborg Taurus Bulba?

Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? Theater, IMAX if available

Favorite movie moment: When Hot Rod becomes Rodimus Prime

Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Kingdom Come, Superman: Red Son, James Robinson’s Starman, Mike Grell’s run on Green Arrow, Wanted

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: Kingdom Come

Favorite artist: Gerald Brom

Favorite writer: James Robinson for comics. George R. R. Martin for books

What’s worse, Clone Wars or One More Day? One More Day. I don’t even read Marvel, but this travesty makes me want to dig up Steve Rogers and smack Joe Quesada with him.

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? TPBs

Favorite comic moment: “Listen to me Clark. Of all the things you can do…all your powers…the greatest has always been your instinctive knowledge…of right…and wrong. It was a gift of your own humanity. you never had to question your choices. In any situation…any crisis…you knew what to do. But the minute you made the super more
important than the man…the day you decided to turn your back on mankind…that completely cost you your instinct. That took your judgment away. Take it back”. - Norman McCay to Superman “Kingdom Come”

Mac or PC? PC

Henshin device: Belt Buckle, with my emblem emblazoned on it in blinking lights and diodes

Battle cry: BRING IT ON!!

Mighty finisher: OMEGA LAZER!

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? When erfworld first went up on Giant in the Playground, I went explorin’

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Name and/or Alias: Patrick Vick, Epoch9

Location: Portland,OR

Occupation: student, artist, musician, amateur propbuilder.

Top five favorite movies: Pan’s Labrynth, Constantine, Fight club, Terminator 2, Aliens.

Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Starship Troopers (they ruined my favorite book) followed closely by Daredevil.

Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: The Last Dragon “Leeeroy!!!”

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? Battletech would be a cool movie. Shadowrun would need to be a mini-series or something.

Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? theatre, or DVD

Favorite movie moment: Batman Begins, when Batman uses the fear drug on the scarecrow.

Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Hellboy, BPRD, Punisher, X-men, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: Fahfrd and the Grey Mouser.

Favorite artist: Tim Bradstreet, Stan Winston, H.R. Giger.

Favorite writer: Robert Heinlein, John Ringo, Chuck Palahniuk.

What’s worse, Clone Wars or One More Day? never read them.

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? webcomics, and TPBs

Favorite comic moment: when Magneto Ripped out Wolverine’s skeleton, I was in middleschool, I kind of teared up actually. it was a pretty powerful scene

Mac or PC? PC, but I don’t have a problem with mac, other than the mac/pc ads.

Henshin device: Wacom Tablet

Battle cry: Spoon!

Mighty finisher: five point palm exploding heart technique

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? linked from Applegeeks. I came for the comic, stayed for the blog.

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Name and/or Alias: Kyle Wright a.k.a. Gemfire4

Location: San Diego, Ca

Occupation: Student/ Retail Slave

Website/blog: http://www.myspace.com/kawright

Top five favorite movies: Can’t pick

Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: I read about one called “Ghost Cat” and yes, it’s just as bad as the title

Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: Hard to pick

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? Which thing from my childhood could I stand to see destroyed…that hasn’t already happened…Let’s see a new CG Bucky O’hare. The turtles had their shot, he deserves his too.

Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? Television because it’s at home and not the cost of my soul, then movies for the experience

Favorite movie moment: When i’m not walking out or turning it off because of how bad it is?

Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Webcomics in Alphabet order: Applegeeks, AZM (i’m including when it was still on), Erfworld, MegaTokyo, and OOTS. Every other webcomic I regularly followed is either finished or on a really long vacation and reg. comics are something i read up on how the stories going every now and then. College takes priority over fun.

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: Erfworld! WOOT!

Favorite artist: Damn…that’s tough…honestly though Mr. Haque wins out for me.

Favorite writer: I have writers I like, but I don’t have an individual that inspires me as much as artists.

What’s worse, Clone Wars or One More Day? *shudder*

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? o_O?

Favorite comic moment: When my eyes go blurry from reading nonstop until i’m into the sleep dep zone because my “quick read” got so good I couldn’t stop.

Mac or PC? Like Bisexual people i’m a greedy bitch, I use both, hell i’m even working on making a linux box. Yeah, I’m a whore.

Henshin device: Hmm….magical, technological, or a combination of both…I guess I’ll go with the first henshin experience I had with Guyver. So Guyver Unit

Battle cry: ….I’m not the yelling sort…let’s go with a muffled “henshin” that’s kinda audible…not really

Mighty finisher: As we all know the longer the name the stonger it is, so how about a super cheezy: Platinum Mega Ultra Mighty Super Hyper Atomic Golden Twin Amazing Universal Time Galactic Spatial Beam Disrupting Yamato Cannon Laser Destructor Wave Missle Punch

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? Through a rant on I believe Applegeeks, if my horrid excuse for memory serves me correctly, which is almost never.

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Name and/or Alias: Kurt a.k.a SamuraiArtGuy

Location: Hudson Valley, NY

Occupation: Graphic and Web Designer, ocassional Zen Shaman Drumsinger

Website/blog: http://www.fantastic-realities.com | http://samuraiartguy.livejournal.com

Top five favorite movies: Original “Star Wars”, “The Matrix”, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”, entire Harry Potter series to date, “Klll Bill 1 & 2″ (OMG total guilty pleasure and Uma is TEH HO7 w a bad-ass blade ), and the obscure but totally cool, “Blade of the Ninja” (orig. “The Challenge” in theatres ) w Scott Glenn and Toshiro Mifune. Slice! Slice! sushi!!! And “The Princess Bride” is just too sweet for words. Wait, that’s like, seven?

Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: Deepstar Six, my wife even walked out of this POS. And Star Wars I-III for the betrayal of the fans and the mythology, and some of the WORST scripts in SF/Fantasy filmmaking. George, how could you spend $475,987 on cutting edge CG and about $19.95 on writers? Let’s not forget “Star Trek V: The Final Frontier” Man, that HURT the franchise.

Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: OMfrakkingGODS.. SOOOOO many.. But a soft spot for “Battle Beyond the Stars” and “The Last Starfighter” oh oh wait.. so bad it’s poetry, “Master of the Flying Guillotine” That was insanely weird.

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? OMG Frakkin GUNDAM

Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? First hit, Theatre w My Pdawans, widescreen. dark w popcorn for teh awesom3. But DVDs growing on us. Since paying $18 clams for a shitty movie tightens the colon.

Favorite movie moment: There’s lots but who doesn’t love “My name is Indio Montoya. You keeled my fatheer. Preepar to die.”

Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Megatokyo, Applegeeks, PVP, Control-Alt-Delete, Onezumi, Penny Arcade, Sluggy Freelance, Questionable Content… the list shifts… Oh yes, AZM when it was a comic.. and some Erf thing I found out there… And lately got turned on to Dirk Tiede’s “Paradigm Shift”

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: I am actually afraid to answer this, If I open my face, hollywood will PROMPLY FUCK UP on one of my boyhood faves with a rain of FRAK. (whispers… “Watchmen” maybe Cerebus the Arrdvark animated - anime style, not CG’d to death )

Favorite artist: Vinvent Van Goh, Paul Gauguin, Rembrant, Neal Adams, Jack Kirby, Micheal Whealan, Kelly Freas, Will Eisner. .. and a cast of thousands…

Favorite writer: Spider Robinson (aw3som3) , John Ringo (Kick-a55)

What’s worse, Clone Wars or One More Day? One More Day, WTF? I won’t spend money to read the damn thing…

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? All of it.. BRING IT. Well, maybe not floppies anymore, most of my FILES are larger than 1.4 MB.

Favorite comic moment: The total mindfuck in DC’s Identity Crisis. And some doozys in Cerebus The Arrdvark

Mac or PC? Mac for the most part. Will use PCs for web site validation. Curse IE to death!

Henshin device: Katana, or wacom tablet…

Battle cry: Banzai! or “Design, Baby!” “Move all Viper for great justice” (mind you, my younger son has picked up “Spoon!”, “Spam!” and “Spleen!!” Kid’s weirder than ME, and that’s just disturbing.

Mighty finisher: the aw3som3 Kesa-Giri katanat cut. Or Cmd-DELETE… LOL

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? Linked from Onezumi, I think.

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Name and/or Alias: Jesse Heiman/Daemonkryn

Location: Minnesota

Occupation: College Student

Top five favorite movies: Hellboy, Amelie, Lilo and Stitch, Serenity, Grumpy Old Men

Worst movie you’ve ever seen: The City of Lost Children

Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: Highlander

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? Highlander

Where do you prefer to watch your movies? Theater

Favorite movie moment: Bowler hat scene in Thomas Crown Affair (1999)

Top five favorite comics/webcomics: Calvin and Hobbes, Bone, Xin, Sinfest.net, Naruto

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: Origin

Favorite artist: Humberto Ramos

Favorite writer: Brian K. Vaughn

What’s worse, Clone Wars or One More Day? One More Day

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? Trade Paper Backs

Favorite comic moment: When Wolverine first pops out his claws in Origin.

Mac or PC? Mac…I wish, but I’m too poor so I have to use a PC.

Henshin device: Mechanical Pencil

Battle cry: Awesome Opossum!

Mighty finisher: Turtle Power Half-shell Blast

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? Apple Geeks

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Name and/or Alias: Elliott / Cortharis

Location: Toronto

Occupation: Graphic Designer-like person

Top five favorite movies: Fifth Element, The Mist, Ghost in the Shell, Giant Robo, Casshern

Worst movie you’ve ever seen, ever: A sound of thunder

Best shitty movie you’ve ever seen: Ricky-Oh

If you were forced to make a remake of a classic film or 80’s property, what would you pick? Space Mutiny

Where do you prefer to watch your movies, IMAX, theater, computer, television, or iPod? Theater

Favorite movie moment: Climatic Irony

Top five favorite comics/webcomics: AZM, VgCats, Errant Story, orneryboy, Somthing Positive

Comic/webcomic you’d like to see as a movie: mega tokyo

Favorite artist: Imaginary Friends

What’s worse, Clone Wars or One More Day? One More day

Floppies, trade paper backs, digital downloads, or webcomics? trade paper

Favorite comic moment: unsure

Mac or PC? PC - Home, Mac - Work

Henshin device: Probably a hat.

Battle cry: Great Justice Finish!

Mighty finisher: Air guitar it!

How did you discover the Angry Zen Master? Random internet searchings

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