Hey, who doesn’t like some happy fun bags!
I am no fan of George W Bush in any way shape or form. But this is fucking funny.
That’s US Women’s Volleyball Team player Misty May-Treanor bending over for our President with teammate Kerri Walsh looking on. Time for the quote game!
[Via The Daily Mail]
Whoever released these up-shorts photos of Alison Carroll as the new Lara Crotch should be fired. Blech. How unflattering.
So what does Alison do now that she’s Lara Croft? They don’t really use the real life models for game design. She doesn’t get to star in a movie. Does she just get paid to go to trade shows?
Anyway, the photo below is much better. But since we have the first one up, let’s play the caption game! It’s Womb Raider, the crotch edition!
[Via The Girls Entertainment Network photos via Gossip Girls]
So… um… yeah.
Angry Zen Minion Matthew York sent along this “Naturally Juicy” spot for Orangina by FFL Paris. The ad campaign is from last year.
I… um… the thing is… I can’t unwatch it now, can I. Wow. I guess if you’re into furries or are a furry or whatever the proper term is this is probably tame.
[Via Adland]
Soul Calibur IV, henceforth Breast Calibur, was released last week and I have to say, I was most tempted to pick it up. I’ve loved the Breast Calibur series since the good old Dreamcast version. I love the weapons combat and the distinct martial arts styles of the characters. Breast Calibur III had a nice adventure/strategy mode that’s perfect if you have no one to play with. And the character creation options were a welcome addition.
It looks like Breast Calibur IV has taken things up a few notches. I’m not so impressed with the addition of the Star Wars characters. Vader would be cool, but as I have the 360, I’d be stuck with the Apprentice and Yoda who seems to be the cheapest character in any fighting game ever. I think I’d have a lot of fun with the character creator. I’d like to create all the Erfworld characters as fighters and see how they’d really match up. Oh, and I like the addition of Hilde who wields a short sword and a fucking lance! Bad ass!
I’ll pick this up eventually. The amount I game doesn’t really justify buying games when they first release. So it may be a while. Anyone out there getting jiggly with Breast Calibur?
You know… I fear my credibility as a pop culture skeptic will be ruined forever, but that actually makes a lot of sense.
I’m impressed. And a little frightened. Perhaps Ms. Hilton isn’t as vapid and useless as I once thought. The hell is going on here?
Keira Knightley refuses to let producers digitally inflate her breasts in promo materials for her new film, The Duchess. For King Arthur, digital plastic surgeons pumped her A cup up to a C. Now that she’s somewhat of a bigger deal, she has more clout to make such decisions.
We here at AZM care not about cup size, only that breasts are happy. And they don’t get much happier than being natural. It’s refreshing to see a young actress standing up for her own image without falling prey to sexist expectations of Hollywood.
No idea what The Duchess is about (probably not my kind of thing), but I’m buying a ticket and taking the wife and we’re seeing this thing because Keira Knightley is fucking awesome!
[Via Trendhunter and Cool Aggregator
We get a look at Supes vs Scorpion, Bats vs Sub Zero, and Flash vs Sonya. The air combat system looks pretty cool as well as the close up combat. Something about the default punch bothers me. Looks like they’re just swinging their arms around. Ah well. Some neat ideas with the combat system. But I still maintain this is a rental.
Uh… wtf?
Sometimes I wonder if Frank Miller just sits back and laughs his ass off at the rest of us. His Spirit is a woman crazy psycho with a major Oedipus Complex. “Oh, the city is my mother and I totally want to bang her and stuff!” Seriously, what the fuck?
I’m not liking what I’m seeing. The visual style is like Sin City with some color thrown in. I guess I don’t mind it visually, but the tone of these previews is so dark, you could easily mistake this for a Sin City sequel. Sure, noir crime fiction can be dark. But this is skewing a little extreme.
Bully for Frank for getting to direct and make films and all, but the more I see, the more I’m inclined to sit The Spirit out.
Everybody was kung fu fighting! HA!
Here’s some more gameplay footage. The fuck is up with Catwoman attacking Sonya with her cleavage? Maybe the extra jiggle generates Catwoman’s strong attack. The actual game play looks like it could be some button mashing fun. It cuts away before we see Scorpion torch Flash. I hope there are finishers despite rumors to the contrary. The game seems like it would be great fun for parties or for a rental, but I don’t foresee purchasing this sucker.
AZM ally and Morlock all star Nelly sent over this article which ponders harnessing the kinetic energy generated by boobs in motion.
Adrienne So, a columnist for The Independent, was tired of her breasts getting in the way during exercise. She wondered if it was possible to make a bra that would harness energy from boob motion to power an iPod. If they’re going to be flopping around anyway, might as well put them to work. She took her inquiry to three scientists; LaJean Lawson, who has researched breast motion since 1985 and consults with athletic wear companies like Nike to develop better sports bras; Gerogia Tech’s Zhong Lin Wang, who is developing nanowire technology to create fabric that harness energy from friction and motion; and Larry Rome, a biology professor with the University of Pennsylvania who created the Lightning Pack, a backpack that harnesses energy from the vertical motion of the pack on long hikes. All three present possible solutions for So’s iPod-powering bionic bra. Someday very soon, ladies, your happy fun bags could provide an endless supply of clean (well, depending on how much you sweat) energy for various devices.
I think it’d be more difficult to develop a bionic cup for men. The vertical motion of a wang is different depending on its rigidity or flaccidity. Boobs are probably more ideal to generate energy since they maintain a consistent size and, um, mooshyness. Hooray for mooshyness!
[Via The Independent]
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