Honda recently unveiled its new and improved ASIMO robot. The new version can run like a duck, hop like a child, and serve tea like a dandy. It’s actually pretty rad. He’s got something called autonomous behavior control technology which means he can perform tasks without the aid of human control. His newly improved artificial intelligence means that he can adapt to his surroundings. No longer do high powered office managers need to keep interns around to fetch them coffee. They can just call on ASIMO.
The fall of the interns will signal the rise of the robots who have learned that the power in this world is held by corporations. They will infiltrate our wealthiest corporations (after all, who could afford a robot assistant but the most rich of the rich) and gradually insert themselves into positions previously held by less efficient bags of meat. And then, Skynet will pull the trigger and the ASIMO robot assistants will rise up and take over the corporate world in one fell swoop! Running like a cute duckie is the first step in their devious plot!