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Comic Book Flicks Archive

Well, I can’t say I mind seeing my favorite comics up on the big screen. But sometimes, man, they should have just let them alone. You just can’t condense some books into a two or three hour flick.


Emo Goku Comes to the CW

Friday, May 16th, 2008 at 10:21 am by Jami

Dragon Bawlz

Here’s Justin Chatwin as Goku looking like he just walked off the set of “Gossip Girl.” Audrey and I get two flavors of CW on our cable-less tele and I swear, the network is a factory for generic emo boys and vapid women.

Anyway, back to Chatwin. Just not feeling this. The only thing I’ve really seen him in was that Invisible movie. He had the same expression throughout the film which is slightly disturbing as I think if you suddenly found out you were a walking spirit, you’d show some emotion other than vacant emo stare. I just don’t see him as goofy, fun loving, slightly demented, Goku. You never see Goku without a big toothy grin unless he’s kicking some ass. And even then, he laughs his way through fights. I don’t know, maybe they’re trying to inject some seriousness into this thing.

Not sure who I would cast instead. Hell, not sure I would even bother making this thing. I always want to see more of Tony Jaa. He certainly has the action chops and I think he can pull off a big toothy grin while kicking major ass. Meh. Whatever. I think I’m genetically disposed to not like this.

[Via Dragonball The Movie]



Transformers Special Effects Test

Thursday, May 15th, 2008 at 4:27 pm by Jami

Here’s some special effects test footage of Optimus Prime that Michael Bay used to help Hasbro envision what a live-action Transformers movie might look like. Somewhere along the way between this test and the final film, the production design went through a few changes. A bit of a shame, really, because I feel that this little snippet is actually superior to the effect work we saw in the movie.

Thanks to Solkana who posted the link on Twitter.



Batman, Animatrix Style

Friday, May 9th, 2008 at 8:56 am by Jami

Reader Nathan Yuen sent along this link with a trailer for Batman: Gotham Knight. The DVD release will feature six animated shorts from different directors. The preview looks amazing. There’s only a quick shot but one of them looks to be inspired by Murakami’s Superflat style. Brilliant!

DVD drops July 8. MUST. GET!

[Via Wired]



The Doctor Runs Cobra

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 at 9:58 am by Jami

Destro

Though the cast photos of the upcoming G.I. Joe live-action movie have generally filled me with meh, I am a big fan of Christopher Eccleston pictured here as a chromeless Destro. I quite liked him as the 9th Doctor so I could be convinced to actually buy a ticket at some point.

They seem to be casting a wide net with the marketing love fairly as multiple sites are carrying different photos. I’m not impressed so I didn’t bother collecting them, but Marty has a good run down of the various cast pics. I will say that Baroness with glasses is a million times better than Baroness without glasses. But the Baroness does not a movie make unless it’s some sort of freaky snake porn and then you’ve just gone too far.

[Via Blast-O-Rama]



Return of the Sons of the Avengers

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008 at 9:19 am by Jami

Hawk sent me this early in the morning to start my day. I think the trailer is a beautiful primer on who the Avengers are. Very well produced. Has an epic feel. Then they go ahead and ruin it with this whole Children of Avengers Avenge their Avenging Parents thing. That and I don’t like the character designs all that much. They’re clearly trying to pander to a younger audience. This is obviously not for old coots like me.

Sorry Marvel. I’m still holding out for anime Bats. Thanks to Hawk for the strange wakeup call.

[Via Marvel]



Iron Man Makes Pants Crunchy

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm by Jami

ironmancover.jpg

Before we get into the meat of this, there are two complaints that I’d like to address. First, Iron Man is a very “male” movie. Val over at Occasional Superheroine likens Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow’s character) to a “glorified Miss Moneypenny.” That’s exactly what I thought as I was watching. Pepper Potts is certainly a great foil for Robert Downy Jr.’s Tony Stark, but a super secretary is hardly a strong female role model. She’s the only woman in the film who’s not treated as a sex object. True, Tony Stark is supposed to be a womanizing letch, but reducing women to mere eye candy in the new millennium is tired. Hopefully, the Black Widow will show up in the next one to give Stark a run for his money.

Second, the Middle Eastern terrorist angle annoys me. In the new millennium, Arab actors deserve more diverse roles than terrorists in our movies and television. This one note portrayal only serves to reinforce stereotypes that truly damage any hope that the west will ever understand the Middle East. I will give Iron Man some credit. Ten Rings is a group of nomads who speak various languages. The movie also shows regular Arabs being terrorized by Ten Rings. And there’s no apparent religious aspect to Ten Rings. They never cheer in the name of any deity as they brutalize citizens. That’s probably as even a portrayal of terrorists as we’re going to get. Also, Ten Rings is clearly a nod to the Mandarin. I expect them to return in future sequels.

Okay, now that the bitching is over, on to the review!

Characters

Robert Downey, Jr. - It’s truly amazing when an actor gets a character. Robert Downey, Jr. gets Tony Stark. Robert Downey, Jr. IS Tony Stark. He was practically born to play the part. There’s a sincerity to his portrayal that draws you in making everything believable. You don’t question Tony McGuyvering a mini ARC generator in cave. You don’t question Tony flying to the Middle East in just the Mark III and still having enough power to take on two fighter jets. Tony is so real and an absolute joy to watch on screen.

Terrence Howard - Howard’s Jim Rhodes is straight man to Tony Stark. It’s a very subtle performance. Jim is the loyal friend always willing to cover Tony’s ass without question. You can tell that there’s more bubbling under the surface, but Howard plays it fairly conservatively. He’s perfectly aware of who the star is and is more than willing to let Downey shine. I really hope we get to see him suit up as War Machine in the next one. Howard could certainly use a bigger part in the sequel.

Gwyneth Paltrow - There’s no doubt that Pepper Potts is Tony’s Money Penny. The sexual tension between the two is quite palpable and the chemistry is electrifying. The balcony scene had me on the edge of my freaking seat! Loved her witty banter. More please! Part of me kind of wants them to hook up, but part of me likes the tension building between Tony and Pepper.

Jeff Bridges - If Jeff Bridges didn’t have such a distinct voice, I might not have recognized him as Obadiah Stane. He’s the perfect sneaky villain and plays well against Downey, Jr. Don’t often see him as the bad guy but you could tell he had fun with the part.

Shell Head

I’m so in love with the fact that they used practical armor on set. Nothing rocks harder than actors in big old suits of metal. I found the blending between CG and practical armors to be quite good. Definitely a must see on a freaking large movie screen. Live action mech porn doesn’t get much more sexy than this.

As a dabbler in 3D, I would totally love to model 3D objects with that virtual holographic interface Tony uses to design his armor. Such an elegant an intuitive way to build 3D objects. I hope I live long enough to witness such technologies and to actually use them.

The nice thing is that the effects don’t get over done. You never feel like they get in the way of the plot. It’s certainly a mech sex fest, but unlike tradition porn, the tech serves the plot.

Plot

Out of all of the comic book films that have recently dropped, Iron Man has the strongest plot, the kind of movie non comic fans can really relate to without foreknowledge of the character. At the same time, it treats the source material with such reverence that it brings a golden smile to the hearts of comic book geeks. Brilliant.

We’re not overloaded with mindless action sequences. Every splodey has a meaning behind it. Every effect shot has a purpose. Even the sexy tech bits are there for a reason. No scene seems overly gratuitous or wasted.

In terms of content, it seems to lean very heavily towards the Ultimate universe, especially in light of the TOTALLY BAD MOTHER FUCKING cameo at the end of the credits. It also sets up some nice crossover possibilities which will kick all mighty ass if Robert Downey, Jr. agrees to play Tony Stark in whatever future crossover Marvel has up its sleeve. They’ve already announced an Avengers movie for 2011 which would just make my loins explode and geek all over myself.

I AM IRON MAN

Iron Man is the best superhero film I’ve seen to date. I highly recommend comic geeks and action fans in general see this in the theater right now. Drop your keyboard, hop in the car, buy a ticket, and watch the awesome unfold before you! Really enjoyable flick and an excellent way to kick off the summer.



Harvey Dent Thanks You For Smoking

Monday, May 5th, 2008 at 4:37 pm by Jami

UPDATED: Wow, got my first cease and desist from Gotham PD so Harveys face will have to go unpublished here at AZM. Hope you got a peek early.

Is it any wonder that the star of Thank You For Smoking went on to star as psychotic burn victim Harvey Dent?

No Smoking

Those Truth campaign kiddies should just use Harvey as a spokes person to scare the shit out of anyone thinking about lighting up. This is your face. This is your face on smoking. Any questions? Parents who play with matches have kids who burn half their fucking face off!

I’m going to have nightmares forever!

[Via Lying in the Gutters via Blast-O-Rama]



Harvet Dent’s Hidden Face

Monday, May 5th, 2008 at 9:52 am by Jami

We saw this trailer at our screening of Iron Man and I totally missed a gigantic reveal until reader Tyler Anderson sent along this screen shot:

Two Face

Click on that bad boy and you’ll see some disfiguration on the left side of Harvey’s face. Earlier in the preview we can see Harvey’s left side being doused in what appears to be gasoline.

You don’t need to activate your nerd powers to figure this one out. It’s clear that Harvey will live long enough to become the villain.

Coming off the nerd high of Iron Man, Dark Knight will ruin my pants for a good few months. Must. Buy. New. Pants!



Work For Veidt Enterprises

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 at 9:31 am by Jami

Veidt Advertising Contest

Nine to five getting you down? Feeling fenced in by oppressive cubicle walls? Then come work for Veidt Enterprises’ advertising division and command your future!

Okay, not really. Zack Snyder and YouTube are partnering up for the Watchmen “Veidt Enterprises Advertising Contest.”

40 young advertising execs will receive posters signed by Zack Snyder. The top five user favorites will received Canon’s HD Vixia HG10 camcorder to continue their advertising careers. Up to 20 of Zack’s favorites will receive $1000 and have a chance to get all big haired for a cameo in the movie itself.

If you weren’t subjected to advertising in the 80’s, here are two sample spots to give you some inspiration.

Contest ends June 2, 2008 so get to stepping!

[Via Watchmen]



Gotham City Police Major Crimes Unit: Operation Slipknot

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 at 9:16 am by Jami

Gotham City Police Major Crimes Unit: Operation Slipknot

I’ve been out for training the past two days and wasn’t able to get back to the blog last night. But the Gotham City Police Major Crimes Unit waits for no man! Reader Tyler Anderson was hot on the trail of one of Gotham’s dirty cops:

I received my e-mail from soon-to-be Commissioner Gordon about Operation Slipknot. I’m supposed to call the Gotham Intercontinental Hotel and try to convince the concierge to send me a package that has been sent to the hotel for one of the wanted cops. As I am just now receiving the e-mail at 1:49am Chicago time I will have to wait until tomorrow to call them and see what’s going on.

Here’s a link for you http://www.gpdmcu.com/operationslipknot/

If I’m killed in the line of duty, I request a viking funeral

Eight minutes later, I get another message from Tyler:

Holy Shit, no wonder it there was “no one available” at the hotel. In the 5 minutes it took for me to shoot you a line everyone had already been called and all intel taken. oh well. I’ll be sure to keep you up to speed. No cool package for me though :-(

Wow! Seems like lots of citizens are tired of GCPD’s rampant corruption. Keep fighting the good fight, Tyler!





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