This is footage of Evil Dead: The Musical which opened this week in Seoul, Korea.

That’s it. I’m going!

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Julie Benz of Buffy, Angel, Rambo, and Dexter fame will star in Saw V which opens this year on October 24. I’m amazed at how fast these things are made. Production began on March 15 so they’re fast tracking this sucker out right quick.

No details on the plot so no idea if this one will be a prequel featuring Jigsaw or some other sort of twisty continuity curfluffle kerfluffle that will still manage to bring Jigsaw back, but I just thought this picture of Julie Benz as a Jedi chef was cute. Don’t worry, I’ll tell you all about Saw V when I see it in the theater so you don’t have to.

[Via Variety, photo via Jedi Chefs]

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Before America knew of the existence of tentacle penis monsters, the 1981 animated film Heavy Metal was about as hardcore as animation got. Revolutionary at the time, the original Heavy Metal was a collection of animated shorts loosely connected together by the appearance of an evil green sphere of doom. Not the greatest movie of all times, to be sure, but it still fairly entertaining. Certainly a cult classic.

In 2000, Heavy Metal got a less than worthy sequel, Heavy Metal 2000. I don’t remember what it was about and am too lazy to look it up because frankly, you should never see this movie on purpose. Ever.

Well, this should surprise no one. Paramount is making another animated Heavy Metal movie. This new version will return to the format of the original with eight to nine animated stories by different directors. So far, they’ve got David Fincher, Kevin Eastman who currently owns Heavy Metal magazine, and Tim Miller of Blur Studios.

It’s about damn time some American studios got back to doing some adult-themed animation. Of course, the novelty has kind of worn off by now. I mean, once you’ve seen La Blue Girl and Bible Black, there’s nothing anyone can animate that will ever shock you, ever. I hope there’s a decent mix of 2D work. Blur is well known for its 3D CG work, but I still enjoy seeing solid 2D animation, even if it’s really cell-shaded 3D.

Probably going to see this in some form or another.

[Via Variety]

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It looks like it was filmed in the 80’s! This definitely falls into the “so awful it’s completely fucking awesome” category.

Lost Boys 2 is going straight to DVD. The Frog Brothers are back, but as you can probably tell from the trailer, Corey Feldman will be getting more screen time than Jamison Newlander. Also returning is Corey Haim as Sam Emerson. Wow, how the Coreys have fallen. And fallen some more. And then again with the falling.

I can’t stop laughing. This looks so terrible! Going to have to rent this and take it to a con for a late night drunken movie fest!

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Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, the duo responsible for the awesome “Ask a Ninja,” are writing a remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Nichols will direct.

I just wrote that, didn’t I.

Oh man. Can’t help but find this horribly funny. If anyone could make awesome of lame juice it’d be the “Ninja” crew. Certainly there’s no place to go but up. I mean, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes isn’t exactly Citizen Kane so I doubt very much many people will bemoan a remake. I’m actually slightly looking forward to this. I think it would be a real mistake to try to sex it all up with modern effects and one of them young, CW type casts. Tomatoes has to be full of genre, pulp (I pun, I pun), a lots of B-movie fun.

[Via Hollywood Reporter]

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Hotel Transylvania will be the latest addition to the star-crossed lovers story we just can’t seem to get enough of. Simon Van Helsing falls in love with Dracula’s daughter. When the two realize that their families are sworn enemies, they attempt to mend the hatred between monsters and human. If this sounds slightly cheesy, it should be little surprised that this will be a Sony Animation feature.

I’m not inherently opposed to seeing the star-crossed lovers story again. Romeo Must Die was a lot of fun. West Side Story is still one of my favorite musicals. And I dare say the Romeo and Juliet with Leo and Claire was immensely entertaining. It’s one of those classic stories that stands the test of time and if it’s done well, an animated interpretation could be quite good.

I have to see the character designs before I can support this. It’s such an obvious pairing, I’m just surprised no one has thought this one up before.

[Via Hollywood Reporter]

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Hasbro unveiled it’s official Cloverfield monster toy at Toy Fair 2008. Not as cute as my lil guy nomming on Lady Liberty (which is featured on the front page of Bountee where you can purchase the shirt, nudge nudge).

Seeing him bit by bit through shaky cam with a full on shot from the perspective of a meal made Clovie appear to be truly monstrous and powerful. Now that we get a clear look at the beasty, he somehow isn’t as impressive as he was on screen. Reminds me a spindly bat-faced land strider. You kinda just wanna wrap him in a blanket to keep him warm for the winter.

Just goes to show you less is more sometimes.

[Via Figures.com]

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Do you have an idea for a great horror film that is guaranteed to scare the ever loving shit out of audiences? Is your idea truly original and not a cheap rehash of an older horror flick? Then get your elevator pitches ready because you could be a producer on Ghosts in the Machine! Enter Massify.

Massify hopes to revolutionize community film making by putting its users in charge of the big decisions. Massify is partnering with After Dark Films to make Ghosts in the Machine. The feature will be included in After Dark Film’s Horrorfest 2008. If you have an idea for an awesome horror flick (Dead of Summer gang, looking at you), from now until March 17, you can pitch your idea to the Massify community. You can vote for your favorites from March 5 - 17. The top ten will go on to a second round of voting to select the winning pitch from March 18 - 25. Auditions for the cast begin March 12 and go until April 21. Two men and two women will be cast to play a lead role in the movie (hmmm… that actually could be some fun…). Voting for the cast goes from April 8 - 21. The top ten men and women will be flown out to a location for a screen test April 22 - May 12. Finally, you get to vote for the final cast from May 13 - 26. The two top man and woman will land lead roles, the two runners-up will land supporting roles.

This could be quite a lot of fun. It’s the ultimate democratization of entertainment, movie by interweb community. It’ll be interesting who the public decides to cast. Does the horror community want a diverse cast? Will ethnicity even matter? Will a regular guy or girl with a webcam be the next horror movie star? And will this attract any A-list or B-list actors?

Of course, this could be a disaster. Anyone remember when MTV asked us to choose a VJ? We gave them Jesse who turned out to be a completely insane and unintelligible freak.

However, I’m willing to bet that horror fans will genuinely want to create something awesome. Looking forward to seeing some of those audition tapes.

[Via Massify]

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Nick over at Dead of Summer railed against news that Michael Bay will revamp (so to speak) Nightmare on Elm Street:

Well, there comes a time where even the best in show will get copied. Halloween and Chainsaw were well…fucking terrible, in comparison to the originals. Pardon my french. Now when you take the wheel and want to reinvent it, your going to end up with the fucking wheel again. Except you can only change the appearance while the function must remain the same. I am already pissed off about this news.

Upon further investigation, not only are they tampering with a perfectly awesome horror franchise, they will proceed without Robert Englund returning as Freddy Kruger.

I agree with Nick. This is some dumb shit.

You almost get a pass if you use Robert Englund. Without him, there’s really no reason to make a Nightmare on Elm Street anything, sequel or remake. The argument for these remakes and revamps is usually something along the lines of “Well, we’re doing it for a new generation of fans.” Guess what, if these “new fans” can’t appreciate the frightful awesomeness of the first film and the campy fun of the sequels then maybe it’s not for them. If they’re not watching Nightmare on Elm Street, maybe they don’t want to watch Nightmare on Elm Street.

Just find another Japanese horror flick to remake you lazy fucks and leave our classic America (strange to call Freddy a classic but there you go) horror well the fuck alone.

Note: Thanks D-W for the correction. Man, I need to sleep more.

[Via Dead or Summer, Occasional Superheroine, and Shock Till You Drop]

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It’s always dangerous when I want a sequel. I was so hyped up on the Matrix, I was just begging for more. Yeah, that worked out well. So it’s with mixed feelings that I clamor for more Cloverfield. But here’s hoping for the best.

Cloverfield director Matt Reeves is in talks with Paramount to direct a second Cloverfield film. Let the speculation begin!

In an interview with ComingSoon, Matt Reeves hinted at a possible direction for the sequel:

This was so fun ’cause we’d never done anything like it, and I think we’d want to find a similar challenge, to find a way to have its roots in this but be fresh and new, otherwise you’re just repeating yourself. There’s a moment on the Brooklyn Bridge, and there was a guy filming something on the side of the bridge, and Hud sees him filming and he turns over and he sees the ship that’s been capsized and sees the headless Statue of Liberty, and then he turns back and this guy’s briefly filming him. In my mind that was two movies intersecting for a brief moment, and I thought there was something interesting in the idea that this incident happened and there are so many different points of view, and there are several different movies at least happening that evening and we just saw one piece of another. That idea sort of tickled me. We’ll have to see if anyone would want a sequel. If the movie does well and we find a compelling reason to do so then it would be fun to do a sequel.

It’s clear that we want one. If the sequel is filmed in shaky cam, I really hope more is revealed about the Clovie’s backstory. Another movie where random idiots that we don’t particularly care for run around and probably die just wouldn’t cut it. We want more of Clovie and we want to know more about it/him/her. That’s the only way a sequel would make any kind of sense.

[Via Variety and ComingSoon]

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