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Gundam Angry Face Contest

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 at 9:56 am by Jami

HCM PRO SP RX 79  Gundam

It’s April 15 and boy does it suck! Let’s see if we can’t use your pent up rage for the forces of awesome!

Would you like to win the 1/200 HCM Pro “Military” RX-79(G) Gundam Special Painted that I reviewed back in March? Grab a camera, put on your angriest face, get someone to snap a pic, and send it to azmnews@gmail.com with “Angry Face Contest” in the subject. Send me your angry face photo by midnight EST April 22. A panel of expert judges will grade your photo on level of anger and creativity. Depending on the number of entries we receive, we will announce the winner by April 25. We’ll ship the review copy of the RX-79 to anywhere in the world!

One entry per person. No digital manipulation is permitted (color correction is okay, but no Photoshoping your head onto someone else’s body or any mess like that). We are looking for anger and creativity, not necessarily quality, so camera phones should be fine. If we can’t tell what the frak is going on or can’t see your face, obviously it’s going to make it difficult to judge. Oh, and no group shots.

By entering, you give me permission to post your picture. Other than that, you retain the rights to your photo.

Um… that’s all the legal mumbo jumbo I came up with. So grab that camera and get to snapping!

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Help Choose Monskey Series 3

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 at 1:41 pm by Jami

Monskey Series 3

Want to help choose the faces of the next series of Monskeys? Head on over to the Monskey poll and vote for your favorite five designs to be included in Monskey series 3! Octopus Design will be collecting votes until the end of May. And if you’d like to design your very own Monskey for consideration in a future series, grab a template and some crayons and get started.

I think it might be high time for me to try to get these cute monsters on some cute toys.



Transforming Hummer Almost Makes Up For Shitty Gas Mileage

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 am by Jami

Reader Kevin Bahrt tracked down some clips that almost make the Hummer somewhat appealing.

If Hummers actually transformed into robots, it would almost justify their existence as commercial vehicles. Almost.

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Pen Spinning to Be an Olympic Sport!

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 at 11:20 am by Jami

Okay, not really. The title fulfills my April Fools’ quota of the day (I hate April Fools), but the rest of this is legit.

16-year-old Ryuki Omura was crowned Sunday as Japan’s first pen-spinning champion in a nationwide contest sponsored by the Pen Spinning Association Japan. Omura’s penjitsu (as I shall now and forever refer to the sport) was mightier than 16 other finalists chosen from 276 video entries.

Takara Tomy, who managed to keep Transformers alive and kicking in Japan while we forgot about them until recently, hopes to get in on the ground floor of penjitsu with its new Pen’z Gear line of specialty pens. They’re a bit longer and specially weighted for maximum jutsu.

Pen'z Gear

For some truly amazing examples of this penjitsu, check out the PSAJ’s website. And look, I found an interview with the PSAJ on the YouTube (it’s in Japanese so someone is going to have to translate for us *cough* Pocky *cough*). My favorite bits are towards the end where they grab a high speed video camera to record the penjitsu action.

Congrats to Omura. I’m hoping to see more penjitsu state side. I’m willing to be we’ll be seeing lots of penjitsu this summer during the anime con season.

[Via Reuters]



Photoshop Express

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 at 12:54 pm by Jami

Photoshop Express

Photoshop Express is a free, streamlined, online version of Adobe Photoshop. You can sign up for free and you can store up to 2Gigs of your photo goodness. It requires the Flash 9 plug-in which you’re probably running anyway and is, of course, cross platform compatible. You can create slide shows, share photos, embed photos in blogs and webpages, crop, rotate, color correct, shift hues, remove red eye, apply some basic effects, and do some other nifty things to your photos all online.

All very very cool and very web 2.0.

If you don’t use Photoshop for its intended purpose (you know, editing photos), Photoshop Express won’t be much use. No brush, no pen, no drawy. However, I imagine it will only be a matter of time before Adobe or someone else comes up with an online painting ap.

Give it a whirl. Share some photos. I think Adobe might be on the cusp of something big here.

[Via Photoshop Express]



Mighty Macross Giveaway Contest

Thursday, March 20th, 2008 at 11:42 am by Jami

Valkyrie

Do you need a squadron of Valkyrie to defend your cubicle against Zentron invaders? Well get to clickin’ fan boys and girls for the Angry Zen Master Mighty Macross Giveaway Contest! You’ll get a full set of the seven Valkyrie (slightly opened for the review).

Here are the rules. To enter, simply add a comment to this post. Be sure to include your real email when filling out the comment form so I can get in touch with you. Comments will be collected until March 27, midnight EST. I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner who will be announced March 28. One entry per person. Past winners, please sit this one out. Duplicate entries will be void. Anyone can enter. I will ship anywhere in the world!

Thanks again to HobbyLink Japan for the prizes.

Enter now to win!



Star Trek is Now

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 at 3:13 pm by Jami

Star Trek Communicator

It’s no small wonder that Star Trek has informed much of our technological landscape. One needs look no further than their own flip mobile phone for a practical manifestation of what used be considered sci-fi effect wizardry. Nelly, from Morlock Enterprises, tracked down a post of the top 10 real life technologies inspired by Star Trek.

My favorites are MIT’s tractor beam which uses light to pick up and move cells on the face of a microchip and the Air Force’s transparent aluminum. Say it with me!

“Admiral! There be whales here!”

Thanks again, Nelly.

[Via Daily Cognition]

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Angry Toy Reviews - Valkyries, Gundams, and Faiz, Oh My!

Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 8:31 am by Jami

This week, we review the Chara-Works Vol. 2 Macross Valkyrie collection, the HCP Pro SP RX-79 ground type Gundam, and the S.I.C. Kamen Rider Faiz.

Later in the week I’ll be announcing yet another give-away contest so stay tuned.

Special thanks to HobbyLink Japan!



Add Monskey to Your Life

Friday, March 7th, 2008 at 1:10 pm by Jami

Monskey Wizey

You may recall a while back when I first started vlogging that I reviewed a cute little series of toys called Monskey. Well, the guy who makes Monskey contacted me about my review, one thing led to another, and now I’m helping them with their viral marketing!

If you are on the Facebook or the MySpace or both, if you would be so kind to add Monskey’s MySpace and Facebook pages as a friend. You see pics from Series 1 and 2 up at both profiles. And please tell your other friends about Monskey. In the future, we will be hosting giveaway contests for cool stuff so if you want to get in on the ground floor, friend Monskey.

And if you need a reminder or want to be introduced to Monskey, here’s a repost of my review.



MolestBook Air

Monday, February 25th, 2008 at 3:45 pm by Jami

Steve and MacBook Air

Stopped by the Tyson’s Corner Apple Store to check out the MacBook Airs. My initial impressions weren’t all that favorable, but having never touched one in person, I thought it might be best to make an informed opinion.

It looks pretty sweet in all the photos and promo materials, but seeing the thing in person is quite slick. The keyboard took a bit of getting used to. It’s full sized and all, but the feel is all weird. There’s a lot of board space between the keys and they don’t make that clicky sounds or have that click resistance I’m used to with other keyboards. But it’s a minor cosmetic thing that’s easy enough to deal with. The touch response is excellent. The angle of the main body is such that the butt of the machine never touches the heel of your palm. Kinda makes you feel like your hands are floating as you’re typing.

The touch pad is bigger so that you can wicky wicky with your fingers for all the nifty navigation motions. I liked the two-finger scroll jutsu for paging up and down. And using three fingers to page back and forth made me feel like an awesome DJ. Pinching to zoom in and zoom out is quite cool and I wish I could have tried it with Photoshop. As an aside, if Wacom put some of that functionality into the Cintiq, the gesture based navigation, that would streamline my workflow infinitely!

The basic model wasn’t loaded with anything useful, no Photoshop, Final Cut, or even Word so I wasn’t able to see if I could crash the sucker. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I always try to crash the in-store Macs. The new iMovie was loaded and I noticed quite a bit of lag when opening the thing and using the iSight camera. Not such a big deal when you’re recording video and I’m sure it edits just fine.

So, ignoring the price tag for a moment here, I was quite impressed. Load this sucker with Keynote and Photoshop and it makes a perfect companion for doing presentations and workshops on the go. And if all you do with a laptop is write papers, send email, make spreadsheets, this is a perfect piece of kit for you. I could even see vloggers and podcasters using it for remotes and interviews. The lack of optical drive is still upsetting. Say I want to watch Enter the Dragon for the millionth time. I either have to shell out for that external drive, rent it from the iTunes store, or illegally rip the thing. There might be a flash drive solution coming down the pike for watching movies on your computer, but we’ll talk about that in a bit. Business people who don’t want to worry about installing anything anyway would love this thing. Just get your fully loaded Air from IT and head off to that conference in Barbados. It certainly won’t replace your main box, but I think it has some real practical uses.

However, when you take a look at the price tag, the sexiness wears off. Though it has practical uses for new media producers like vloggers and podcasters, the cost places it well beyond an amateur producer’s budget. That leaves just the business community. They don’t care much about features or specs or optical this or solid state that. They want a machine that works without much mucking about and Macs are certainly low maintenance.

For the Air to be successful, Apple should be focusing its marketing materials on the business professional. Thus far, they’re highlighting its sex appeal. It fits in an envelope, you can molest its key pad, it fits in an envelope. So what. This general approach might work for an iPod, but unless they focus in on the business community specifically, there’s an entire market that won’t pay attention to the hype.

So yes, very very sexy. And I probably wouldn’t stop someone from throwing one at me. But shelling out $1799 to bring sexy back is a little steep. Until I’m making millions and traveling the world making business deals, I’ll just have to drool from afar.





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