This new trailer for that gritty live action version of Mortal Kombat looks just as awesome as that short we got a while back! I love the interpretation of Scorpion’s mask. Always felt that the movie versions looked more like the face guards of dirt bike helmets, but that traditional face place for Scorpion is […]
You may recall that I lost all bowel control after watching this Mortal Kombat fan short starring Michael Jai White played by Black Dynamite starring as Jax. Well according to news sent over from Angry Zen Minions Kenneth Lyons Jr. and Tyler Anderson, it seems that people in high places have heard the fan fervor […]
It’s funny to think that at the time the first Mortal Kombat came out, the red splotches that spewed out of your opponent to indicate blood caused such a riot against game violence. Now, it seems, you can’t have enough blood in your games. Anyway, Scorpion was always my favorite character. I’m a sucker for […]
Angry Zen Minion Henry Pootie Chang Pham helped me start my day with this clip of UC Berkeley’s DeCadence performing the theme to “Mortal Kombat” as two shirtless dudes train in Central Park. Strangely, this was more entertaining than the second movie or that TV series they did.
We get a look at Supes vs Scorpion, Bats vs Sub Zero, and Flash vs Sonya. The air combat system looks pretty cool as well as the close up combat. Something about the default punch bothers me. Looks like they’re just swinging their arms around. Ah well. Some neat ideas with the combat system. But […]
Marty picked up the news that the eighth Mortal Kombat game will pit our favorite MK warriors against characters from the DC universe. As you might imagine, there’s no way DC would let Sub Zero skull fuck Batman’s severed head (you know Sub’s is kinky) so this iteration of Kombat will be free of the […]
You’d think that the fact that Uwe Boll’s name doesn’t appear in the story that a third Mortal Kombat movie might not reek of rotted suckage. You’d think that, but you’d be wrong. According to director Chris “Mink” Morrison: [We’re] re-envisioning(if that is a word) of the Mortal Kombat franchise from top to bottom. Todays […]